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โ˜ ๏ธ Abandon FOMO, all ye who enter โ€” the sale dies November 1st โ˜ ๏ธ

Equities and Crypto
Information Desk

AI-powered signals, on-chain intelligence, and live portfolio sessions โ€” across crypto and US stock markets. The market shows no mercy. Neither does this discount.

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Crypto & Stock Signals
Clear entries, exits, and stop levels across crypto spot, perpetuals, and low caps โ€” plus US stocks and ETFs โ€” with the reasoning behind every call.
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On-Chain Intelligence
Capital flow tracking from sector level down to wallet level โ€” see what smart money is doing before the market reacts. Spooky accurate.
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Portfolio Sessions
Live 1-on-1 sessions with the desk โ€” positioning, rebalancing, and capital deployment, done together in real time.
๐Ÿชฆ Pricing From The Crypt

Three ways inโ€ฆ no way out.

Every tier gets the full AI software. Choose before midnight strikes โ€” the only thing scarier than volatility is paying full price.

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๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ Standard
$ 4,000
per year

The complete platform โ€” AI software, crypto and stock signals, and alerts โ€” with one portfolio session to set your book up right.


  • Full AI software for trading crypto
  • Stock signals โ€” US large caps & ETFs
  • AI market dashboard, real-time
  • Daily trade signals โ€” up to 10 a day
  • Capital flow tracking, sector-level
  • Standard Telegram alerts channel
  • 1 portfolio management session
  • Weekly market trend report
  • 90-day signal history
  • 24/7 support
Select Standard
Renews yearly. Cancel any time before renewal.
๐ŸŽƒ Most Haunted
40% OFF
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๐Ÿ‘ป Gold
normally $10,000
$ 6,000
per year ยท Halloween price, ends Nov 1

Everything in Standard, plus the desk works your book with you โ€” a session every two weeks, all year. Summoned at 40% off for Halloween.


  • Everything in Standard, plus:
  • 26 portfolio sessions โ€” bi-weekly, live
  • Unlimited signals + confidence scores
  • Wallet-level capital flows โ€” smart money
  • Monthly 1-on-1 strategy coaching
  • Dedicated success manager
  • Unlimited signal history
  • Same-day replies
Claim the Gold ๐ŸŽƒ
Renews yearly at the price you lock in. Cancel any time.
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โšฐ๏ธ Ruby ยท Lifetime
$ 20,000
one payment

The full platform โ€” yours for life. A weekly session for your first year, and every feature we ever add, included. Grandfathered for all eternity. Literally.


  • Lifetime AI software & signals
  • Lifetime stock & ETF coverage
  • 52 portfolio sessions โ€” weekly, first year
  • Trace Intelligence AI chatbot included
  • Crypto College โ€” full education suite
  • Wallet-level capital flows โ€” smart money
  • Dedicated success manager, for life
  • All future features included
  • Standard Telegram alerts, for life
  • Unlimited signal history
  • 24/7 support, for life
Select Ruby Lifetime
One payment. Nothing to renew โ€” not even after death. โšฐ๏ธ
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๐Ÿ”ฎ Add-On

Trace Intelligence

An AI chatbot built specifically for financial markets โ€” trained on real market data: on-chain analytics, macro, technical structure, sentiment cycles, and small-cap crypto. The crystal ball that actually works.

  • Trace Intelligence AI chatbot
  • Small-cap Telegram alerts channel
$ 500
per month
Add Trace Intelligence
Included free with Ruby Lifetime
๐ŸงŸ The Details

What's included

Eight core components. No skeletons in the closet โ€” well, except ours. ๐Ÿ’€

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Full AI Trading Software

Core

The complete platform: real-time AI market dashboard, chart analysis, live signals, and on-chain intelligence โ€” everything in one place, on every tier.

02

Crypto & Stock Signals

Core

Entries, exits, and stop levels across crypto spot, perpetuals, and low caps โ€” plus US stocks and ETFs โ€” sent in real time. Standard gets up to 10 a day; Gold and Ruby get unlimited signals with confidence scores.

03

On-Chain & Capital Flows

Included

Track where money is moving โ€” sector-level flows on Standard, wallet-level smart-money tracking on Gold and Ruby. See accumulation before the market does.

04

Portfolio Sessions

By Tier

Live 1-on-1 sessions with the desk โ€” positioning, rebalancing, and capital deployment in real time. One session on Standard, 26 on Gold, 52 weekly sessions on Ruby.

05

Telegram Alerts

Included

The standard alerts channel comes with every tier โ€” real-time notifications the moment a signal fires. The small-cap channel comes with Trace Intelligence.

06

Trace Intelligence

Ruby / Add-On

The AI market chatbot โ€” trained on on-chain data, macro, and market structure. Included with Ruby Lifetime, or available to any tier at $500 a month.

07

Crypto College

Ruby

The full education suite โ€” from foundations to advanced execution. Learn the frameworks the desk actually uses, at your own pace.

08

Support & Success Manager

Included

24/7 support on every tier. Gold and Ruby members get a named success manager โ€” one person who knows your account, reachable directly.

๐Ÿชฆ Questions From The Crypt

Common questions

What's the Halloween special, exactly?
Gold drops from $10,000 to $6,000 a year โ€” a real 40% cut โ€” until November 1st. Lock it in before then and you keep that price at renewal. Standard is $4,000 a year and Ruby Lifetime is a single $20,000 payment.
What's the difference between the three tiers?
Standard ($4,000 a year) is the full platform with one portfolio session. Gold ($6,000 a year this Halloween, normally $10,000) adds 26 bi-weekly sessions, unlimited signals, wallet-level capital flows, and a dedicated success manager. Ruby Lifetime is one payment of $20,000 for everything โ€” 52 weekly sessions in your first year, Trace Intelligence, Crypto College, and lifetime access to every future feature.
What is Trace Intelligence?
An AI chatbot built for financial markets โ€” trained on on-chain analytics, macro economics, technical structure, and sentiment cycles. It's included with Ruby Lifetime, and available to Standard and Gold members as a $500-a-month add-on, which also unlocks the small-cap Telegram channel.
How do the portfolio sessions work?
They're live, one-on-one calls with the desk โ€” reviewing your positions, rebalancing, and deploying capital together in real time. Standard includes one session, Gold includes 26 (every two weeks), and Ruby includes 52 (weekly) in your first year.
Does this include stocks?
Yes โ€” stock signals for US large caps and ETFs are included on every tier, alongside the full crypto coverage. If you want the dedicated equities programme โ€” model portfolios, earnings playbooks, and portfolio reviews โ€” see the Stocks Package. For the full private-client programme, see the Mandate.
Can I upgrade later?
Yes. You can move up to Gold or Ruby Lifetime at any point during your term, and we'll credit your unused months against the new price. (The Halloween Gold price only applies while the special runs.)
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๐Ÿฆ‡ Last Call From Beyond

Join usโ€ฆ
or watch from the grave.

When the clock strikes November 1st, the Gold price returns to $10,000 โ€” and the dead don't get discounts. Ruby Lifetime never renews, never expires, never lets go.